words currently escape me...

but rest assured, i'll form them when i return home from all of the celebrating...

oh. my. god...

i can't stand the cuteness...

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girl crush du jour...

kara dioguardi - she's cute, she's scrappy, and she's got a pretty sexy voice... i'll take it.

because therapy is all sorts of pricey...

that's why i look at these...

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what up bitches...

i am fucking hammered...



what now bitches. i hate my job. or the insecurities it fills me with. assholes.

Why can't my kittehs get along like this...

at least while i'm around? i'm pretty convinced they cuddle when i'm gone. well, if cuddling includes teeth...

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Happy New Year Bitches...

Resolutions being what they are (usually useless sentences spoken or written only to be tossed aside as soon as I start feeling lazy...), I'm keeping tradition and posting them here. Last year's were a bit tongue in cheek, so to avoid the jokes I'm just going to put down the most serious one.

Number 1: Lose weight before going to Chile.

There you have it. New Year Resolutions 2009. I have 7 months and all the tools needed to get me there. I belong to a gym. I have workout dvds. A Wii Fit. I have books on how to be fit. And cookbooks to tell me how to eat healthy. I have people at work to give me tips and push me. There is no excuse. I can do it. And I will. I lost 30 lbs before going to Moscow. I can do better this time.

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Oh, and some side note resolutions: sign up for school, get my motorcycle license, find a better place to live, and sweep, mop, and dust more often. Good luck to me! And to all you other Resolution Makers!