Call me crazy...

I've never been much of a Tina Fey fan (maybe I never paid attention), but this right here is hilarious! Especially the shit about Kirstie Alley ("she knows we can see her - right?"). I also like trying to figure out the exact time edgrimly's head explodes while watching... really - it's all worth it to me.



side note: ellen page on snl tonight. dammit - i actually have to watch the show now...

yep - she loves me...

a lot.

fuck i got get out of this place...

Apparently, first stop would be Lenin's Tomb... then off to Sbarro... I didn't actually eat at Sbarro, but we went to Red Square a lot.

I'm feeling completely claustrophobic in this country. state. city. apartment. room...

tasha, alice, and sugarland?...

someone's been reading my diary again...

what's more ridiculous than live-blogging idol...

watching it after the fact and then pretending to live blog it i guess.

first guy up (Michael Johns) - singing Fleetwood Mac. i think he sucks. let's see what the judges think... (insert good hold music while we wait. definitely not this shite.)
Randy - started a little slow for him but he liked it doh. he worked it out.
Paula - liked it, thinks he's a seasoned performer and already there. and he's charismatic too.
Simon - said it was ok. weak choice of song. (Paula disagreed. big fucking surprise.)

this blows. i'm done. you want the rest? watch this crap yourself....

(but now i want one of those really thin macs. dang commercials get me sometimes)

the inner workings...

of my brain look something like this...

i went here because it something that freaks the shit out of me so i really want to do it.
and here. i think if i could learn to shoot snow - or cold - i would be happy. gun happy.

then i went here and here because this place make me want to move. i bet there's a reason this place is relatively cheap to live.

then i looked up her because i'm watching the show and she's fucking hot. but the robot girl annoys me... but i'd get roughed-up by lena anytime.

feeling trapped made me go here and here and here and here and here and here and here... man i need a vacation. i didn't put all the travel spots here because that would just be too much. nope - 7 is not too much already.

i also went here and then here since i was already looking for apts in dc... if only i had some skills.

and on and on and on... random crap makes me smile. or sated at least. for the moment. but not for long. is that redundant?

nice weather needs to get here. now.

so there goes another hour or so of my life. fun stuff. i know. i can't help being this cool. it's a gift...

if hillary is a lesbian...

she could find a worse mate than huma abedin...