who wants to win a prize...

alright. figure this shit out and you get a prize. what's the prize you say? a very pretty doily of course. what's a doily? fuck if i know.

it looks completely fake. we all know it's fake. but i don't know how they do it. is the black guy an audio-animatronic? ("it's a small world after all...") or what? i don't get it. figure it out and let me know.

i don't think i've had any lesbian shit up here in a while...

i need to remedy that. toot sweet. what?

I have recently become very familiar with www.afterellen.com. (you know how familiar - don't be shy now.) And i have to say - i love it. Shit's hilarious! and there are vlogs on there of people talking about different shit (want it more vague than that? it can be. don't challenge me.) and they joke like me. and talk smack (that's right - smack.) like me. but they are fucking beautiful. here are a couple examples:

Kate McKinnon & Bridget McManus

Cathy DeBuono & Jill Bennett

This stuff is fun for the whole family. gay family. but family nonetheless...

And a nice public service announcement. Pridefest is coming up in June. The acts are Wanda Sykes, Natasha Bedingfield, and The Indigo Girls. The lesbians will be out in numbers. I'll be the one that's not paying $75 to sit up close. Cuts into the beer money and shirts that you only wear once a year - and it's to Pridefest...

so - have at it. check out all the lesbian sites. you know you want to. unless you're Zeer - then you can't because "you're not gay!" bah. one day she'll get over that. just as soon as i buy the baby her first pair of Birkenstock's. i already got her the cargo pants. oooh - maybe i'll get her a 'my aunt's a lesbian' shirt. would that be wasting my money?... hmm...

just because the awards are on...

and I haven't had anything to say about her lately. Jennifer Nettles is purty...

I like her...

is consideration a dying art...

the dictionary defines 'considerate' as the following:

1.	showing kindly awareness or regard for another's feelings, circumstances, etc.: a very considerate critic.

2.	carefully considered; deliberate.

3.	marked by consideration or reflection; deliberate; prudent.

is this fucking idea dead? do people really have such little regard for other people that they forgo the little filter in their stupid ass heads telling them "hey fuckwad - you don't have to say every goddamn thing that pops in your tiny useless head." i mean, it's nice to talk. but if you think it's the quantity of words coming out of your hole that makes you look smarter than the actual quality - then you're a dumb shit and should shut the fuck up immediately.

i'm just saying...

this is what i'm talking about people...

I had my windows open all day yesterday. and i feel great! Got up, went to the gym, did all my laundry - did all sorts of things. and do you know why? because the sun was out. because it was above 40 degrees. because there was no rain and no snow. thank the goddess. or whomever you choose. but thank 'em. so maybe it'll stay like this just a little longer.

and another thing... i'm heading to the Brewers game!

yay - summer is coming! i thought it would never happen.