Buh-bye sometimes fast...

and sometimes shitty Internets. I'll miss you. A little anyway. I won't miss the monthly bill and the shoddy service. But I will miss the good times...

all for ed...

but the rest of us will enjoy it too... elephant - rhino... ela if - i know...

Seems like sound advice to me...

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i don't understand what's wrong with this...

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it was a boisterous laugh...

freakin' hilarious!!!

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so here's what i think...

i am all sorts of bored right now... why am i watching the survivor finale when i've hardly watched it all season?

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And here's how to tell...

save chuck!

and sarah!

hi-larious...

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let's trade in cute for hot...shall we?

and with elmo comes hilarity...

because some country awards are on now...

and really, who doesn't love elmo?

all kinds of cute...

and i will come up with something new to post...one of these days...

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i have plenty of shit to do...

but am bored out of my mind and doing none of it. what's up with that?!

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in a world where sports are fucking up...

This is pretty cool. And the Country is talking about it. Not just us. Don't believe me?

Go here or here or here or here... you get the picture. And I actually just heard about it on Maddow...

Sometimes the right thing to do is easy. It does your heart good, even if it doesn't score you the most points or get you the best record.

for the bacon lovers...

it's a little sad... but i have nothing intelligent or worthwhile to say these days...

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I'd like to sum up my week...

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i have few words...

there's a part in the middle that feels like a mess, but time-killing nonetheless...

and while we're on the topic...

I actually love this interview, and I'm not a big fan of Beyonce but I think she showed the emotion that so many are feeling right now. I know I cried at the magnitude of the moment. Our Country - one that is still so marred by racism - was able to come together to elect a black president actually gives me hope. It makes me optimistic that generations are starting to get it right; that we are teaching our children content over color, love over hate, hope over fear. And I can't wait to see what we do next.

this made me so very happy...

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i laughed out loud a lot...
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and then i laughed some more...
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he's sooo dreamy...
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can you say 'sober'?...
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this is what it looks like...

when almost 2 million people show up to witness history.

if you can imagine...

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words currently escape me...

but rest assured, i'll form them when i return home from all of the celebrating...

oh. my. god...

i can't stand the cuteness...

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girl crush du jour...

kara dioguardi - she's cute, she's scrappy, and she's got a pretty sexy voice... i'll take it.

because therapy is all sorts of pricey...

that's why i look at these...

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what up bitches...

i am fucking hammered...



what now bitches. i hate my job. or the insecurities it fills me with. assholes.

Why can't my kittehs get along like this...

at least while i'm around? i'm pretty convinced they cuddle when i'm gone. well, if cuddling includes teeth...

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Happy New Year Bitches...

Resolutions being what they are (usually useless sentences spoken or written only to be tossed aside as soon as I start feeling lazy...), I'm keeping tradition and posting them here. Last year's were a bit tongue in cheek, so to avoid the jokes I'm just going to put down the most serious one.

Number 1: Lose weight before going to Chile.

There you have it. New Year Resolutions 2009. I have 7 months and all the tools needed to get me there. I belong to a gym. I have workout dvds. A Wii Fit. I have books on how to be fit. And cookbooks to tell me how to eat healthy. I have people at work to give me tips and push me. There is no excuse. I can do it. And I will. I lost 30 lbs before going to Moscow. I can do better this time.

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Oh, and some side note resolutions: sign up for school, get my motorcycle license, find a better place to live, and sweep, mop, and dust more often. Good luck to me! And to all you other Resolution Makers!