Tuesday, November 13, 2007
Wednesday, November 7, 2007
i'm what?...
so Brenda sent me an email. one of those that tells you who you are because you're born under a certain zodiac sign. (it can also be useful in telling you if you are still at potential risk if another zodiac killer shows up...) so here's mine. debunked.
LIBRA - The Harmonizer ( Sept 23 - Oct 22)
Nice to everyone they meet. - this may or may not be true. i suppose if you're nice to me i'll be forced to be nice to you. once.
Can't make up their mind. - fine. i'll give you one. this is true. wait - no it's not.
Have own unique appeal. - i dunno. i suppose i'm unique. but so is everyone else.
Creative, energetic, and very social. - depends on the day.
Hates to be alone. - completely wrong. people drive me nuts. i like being alone.
Peaceful, generous. - i am a lover, not a fighter - so that's true. and if i can, i'll give you stuff. sometimes i try to give stuff away that nobody wants... including me. but it's still generous - dang it.
Very loving and beautiful. - huh? i can't answer this shit.
Flirtatious. - are there drinks involved? then this is pretty accurate.
Give in too easily. - if you say so.
Procrastinators. - i'll get back to you on this one.
Very gullible. - would that mean i'd have to believe this stuff?
9 years of bad luck if you do not forward. - bad luck follows me. get in line buddy.
I'm not buying it. Does that mean I'm not that gullible? lame.
LIBRA - The Harmonizer ( Sept 23 - Oct 22)
Nice to everyone they meet. - this may or may not be true. i suppose if you're nice to me i'll be forced to be nice to you. once.
Can't make up their mind. - fine. i'll give you one. this is true. wait - no it's not.
Have own unique appeal. - i dunno. i suppose i'm unique. but so is everyone else.
Creative, energetic, and very social. - depends on the day.
Hates to be alone. - completely wrong. people drive me nuts. i like being alone.
Peaceful, generous. - i am a lover, not a fighter - so that's true. and if i can, i'll give you stuff. sometimes i try to give stuff away that nobody wants... including me. but it's still generous - dang it.
Very loving and beautiful. - huh? i can't answer this shit.
Flirtatious. - are there drinks involved? then this is pretty accurate.
Give in too easily. - if you say so.
Procrastinators. - i'll get back to you on this one.
Very gullible. - would that mean i'd have to believe this stuff?
9 years of bad luck if you do not forward. - bad luck follows me. get in line buddy.
I'm not buying it. Does that mean I'm not that gullible? lame.
back by popular demand...
or because they just won Vocal Duo of the Year at the CMA's. Sugarland! (If i could i would put tonight's performance on here but those crazy youtuber's apparently aren't fast enough...) Philistines.
"If we're standing up here and we have this lofty view ... it's because we're standing on the shoulders of giants, those people, those people who have come before us. ... Brooks & Dunn, they always rock it out, and they are so deserving. We are happy to be receiving this." -- Jennifer Nettles
"If we're standing up here and we have this lofty view ... it's because we're standing on the shoulders of giants, those people, those people who have come before us. ... Brooks & Dunn, they always rock it out, and they are so deserving. We are happy to be receiving this." -- Jennifer Nettles
Saturday, November 3, 2007
absurdity abounds...
this is so insane, i have to post it. apparently, the war in iraq started because of our tolerance for 'fags'.
so let's do the math...
1. There is a 'don't ask-don't tell' policy in place in the armed forces which doesn't exactly promote homosexuality.
2. The people in the armed forces are the ones who will be fighting and dying in the war.
3. Unless a gay person is in the closet, they won't fight - nor will they die in the war.
Maybe god didn't think this one through. It looks more like soldiers are dying for their intolerence. or the wrong people are getting punished for this issue. or it's completely insane and these people are idiots and have no idea what they're saying. they've got to know they're going to hell too. i mean the daughter has 11 children - am i to assume that she's only had sex 11 times because really it is only used for procreation? on second thought, i've seen a picture of her. it's plausible.
here is a funny video for everyone. i laughed. especially at the third "so-called". sounded like someone from python. maybe this is all just a big joke. i doubt it...
so let's do the math...
1. There is a 'don't ask-don't tell' policy in place in the armed forces which doesn't exactly promote homosexuality.
2. The people in the armed forces are the ones who will be fighting and dying in the war.
3. Unless a gay person is in the closet, they won't fight - nor will they die in the war.
Maybe god didn't think this one through. It looks more like soldiers are dying for their intolerence. or the wrong people are getting punished for this issue. or it's completely insane and these people are idiots and have no idea what they're saying. they've got to know they're going to hell too. i mean the daughter has 11 children - am i to assume that she's only had sex 11 times because really it is only used for procreation? on second thought, i've seen a picture of her. it's plausible.
here is a funny video for everyone. i laughed. especially at the third "so-called". sounded like someone from python. maybe this is all just a big joke. i doubt it...
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