yep - she loves me...

a lot.

fuck i got get out of this place...

Apparently, first stop would be Lenin's Tomb... then off to Sbarro... I didn't actually eat at Sbarro, but we went to Red Square a lot.

I'm feeling completely claustrophobic in this country. state. city. apartment. room...

tasha, alice, and sugarland?...

someone's been reading my diary again...

what's more ridiculous than live-blogging idol...

watching it after the fact and then pretending to live blog it i guess.

first guy up (Michael Johns) - singing Fleetwood Mac. i think he sucks. let's see what the judges think... (insert good hold music while we wait. definitely not this shite.)
Randy - started a little slow for him but he liked it doh. he worked it out.
Paula - liked it, thinks he's a seasoned performer and already there. and he's charismatic too.
Simon - said it was ok. weak choice of song. (Paula disagreed. big fucking surprise.)

this blows. i'm done. you want the rest? watch this crap yourself....

(but now i want one of those really thin macs. dang commercials get me sometimes)

the inner workings...

of my brain look something like this...

i went here because it something that freaks the shit out of me so i really want to do it.
and here. i think if i could learn to shoot snow - or cold - i would be happy. gun happy.

then i went here and here because this place make me want to move. i bet there's a reason this place is relatively cheap to live.

then i looked up her because i'm watching the show and she's fucking hot. but the robot girl annoys me... but i'd get roughed-up by lena anytime.

feeling trapped made me go here and here and here and here and here and here and here... man i need a vacation. i didn't put all the travel spots here because that would just be too much. nope - 7 is not too much already.

i also went here and then here since i was already looking for apts in dc... if only i had some skills.

and on and on and on... random crap makes me smile. or sated at least. for the moment. but not for long. is that redundant?

nice weather needs to get here. now.

so there goes another hour or so of my life. fun stuff. i know. i can't help being this cool. it's a gift...

if hillary is a lesbian...

she could find a worse mate than huma abedin...

seriously...

this fucking cold can stop at any time. i'm tired of it. a lot. where's that el nino bastard anyway?...

but the sun is out a little longer these days. and gets up a little earlier. so that's good i guess.

by the way, did that little fucker groundhog give us more winter or not? if he did, i'll hunt him down. i swear to god i will. wait. swear to who?

(well -that was a bipolar post if i ever saw one... weird)

2008 Resolutions: UPDATE

instead of kilos, i am now referring to my weight in stones...

things to see when you're done at the polls...

Learn to recognize venomous snakes at the age of 4 ... or hope your momma's watching out for you...

Understand that "USDA regulations and California law generally (emphasis mine) do not allow mistreatment of disabled animals, such as dragging them by chains or lifting them with forklifts." Again - generally...

Wonder how you can get back the 2 hours of your night that you've wasted...

Lie awake at night knowing that you're gonna die... at night... and it's gonna suck ass...

Or watch next week's show - now. But only until 3/2 because then it not next's week - it's last weeks... (I think I'm digging on Clementine Ford...)

shut the fuck up...

really?

HUCKABEE: "I’m finding just out how long I can go sleep deprived. You know, running for office is sort of like being waterboarded, I think."

No. I don't think you do think.

Shady. Very shady business.

music for the climate...

and then back to the basics...

the time is now... i guess...

so i answered the questions. and here are my results. i guess my 3rd choice should be McCain who only had only 2% on Huckabee. and it's sad to think that if i were going for the television vote i'd have to pick the law & order guy before colbert...

So here's the question: if - all things considered - my ideals lie pretty close to those of both dem choices, what is so wrong with gender playing a little part of my vote? that's not to say it will - i'm not giving it up that easy - it's just a question. seriously though - why shouldn't that be a valid - if not nearly as important as the rest of the issues - part of the process? just asking.

Your Results:

	1.	Theoretical Ideal Candidate (100%)
	2.	Barack Obama (92%)
	3.	Hillary Clinton (88%)
	4.	Alan Augustson (campaign suspended) (88%)
	5.	Dennis Kucinich (withdrawn) (86%)
	6.	Joseph Biden (withdrawn) (83%)
	7.	Christopher Dodd (withdrawn) (82%)
	8.	Wesley Clark (not running, endorsed Clinton) (79%)
	9.	Al Gore (not announced) (78%)
	10.	Michael Bloomberg (says he will not run) (77%)
	11.	John Edwards (withdrawn) (76%)
	12.	Bill Richardson (withdrawn) (72%)
	13.	Mike Gravel (65%)
	14.	Ron Paul (48%)
	15.	Elaine Brown (47%)
	16.	Kent McManigal (campaign suspended) (47%)
	17.	John McCain (37%)
	18.	Mike Huckabee (35%)
	19.	Wayne Allyn Root (35%)
	20.	Rudolph Giuliani (withdrawn, endorsed McCain) (30%)
	21.	Tommy Thompson (withdrawn, endorsed Giuliani) (27%)
	22.	Chuck Hagel (not running) (25%)
	23.	Mitt Romney (withdrawn, endorsed McCain) (21%)
	24.	Newt Gingrich (says he will not run) (20%)
	25.	Sam Brownback (withdrawn, endorsed McCain) (20%)
	26.	Fred Thompson (withdrawn) (17%)
	27.	Alan Keyes (11%)
	28.	Stephen Colbert (campaign halted) (5%)
	29.	Tom Tancredo (withdrawn, endorsed Romney) (5%)
	30.	Duncan Hunter (withdrawn, endorsed Huckabee) (4%)
	31.	Jim Gilmore (withdrawn) (4%)

i think this is the real reason people watch...

I'm actually just marveling at the muscle tone they have. Flashdance been bery, bery good to her.

UPDATE: i wanna build a ...

snow thing...

UPDATE: Snow can suck my ass...

this one's just for fun...

so many people hate bill maher, but you can't disagree with most of the people on this list...

and here's what to watch if you don't give two shits about the big game...

i'm worried...

i'm going to watch the super bowl tonight - and i really don't give a shit about the game. but i want to see the commercials (which will confuse my dvr since that's the shit we always fast foward) but i think i'm out of touch with america.

according to someone (who really gives a screw who), the best superbowl commercial of all time is a coke commercial with mean joe green. which to me seems like a dick who only becomes nice when some little kid who worships him gives him something first. what the fuck?

So here you go. enjoy it... i guess.