what to read...

here's the book du jour. can you really go wrong with a part-autobiography/part-philosophical journey about and by Kermit T. Frog? I doubt it.

Oh shit, i forgot to look for a book...

it's a boy...

don't let all the pink sway you... i think boys are cute in pink.

If only I could get him to sleep at night...

what the frick...

so i'm sitting at work doing work things and i get a text message. i won't give you all the details but basically a friend of mine knows a girl who wants to experiment with other girls and he thought i would be good for it...

does that make him my pimp? and me a hooker?

i don't like where this is going...

Practice Makes Perfect, People...

Rest assured that your stalkers have at least practiced on pillows...

My momma didn't raise no fool...

Clearly... she did.

She didn't raise no dummy either... or did she...