Well, it's the Muppets...

But I'm not really sure how I feel about it...

Both disturbing and a little hot...

Shit, Piss, Fuck...

Cunt, Cock Sucker, Mother Fucker, and Tits...

Let's all take a second, shall we...






I'm sure he's said some shit about dying too...

The Weekly "You Can Go Away Now" blog...

So it has come to my attention recently that there are a lot of arses in the world. So many so that I feel the need to begin a weekly blog reveling in their insanity.

The actual start of this new edition of "why I hate people" actually started a few days ago with the questioning of a soldier's mental state for throwing a puppy off a cliff and laughing about it while listening to the dog yelping in the background.

This week's idiot got just what he deserved... Really - what could a boy, age 12 - 24 months, actually do to you that would make you pull over, take him out of his car seat, and continue to kick, beat, throw, etc until he is so unrecognizable that only DNA can tell us who he is? And how hard did the passersby try to stop him if he was able to shrug them off and just keep on keeping on? Anybody got a tire iron?

I don't know. Maybe I can't tell what I would do in the situation, but I would like to think I'd go back a second time after first being shrugged off... but that's just me.

So the story goes like this...
"I cannot fathom what the hell is going through your head. dick. go away. you can die now."

The options for the day as i see them...

1. Go to the gym and work out.
2. Go to Best Buy and buy an XBox 360 and some games.
3. Go to Best Buy and buy a new iPod.
4. Get my bike lubed up and such and go for a bike ride.
5. Do laundry.
6. Lie on the couch all day reading Alice Paul and the American Suffrage Campaign.

I wonder what I'll do... I bet I can guess since I'm a bit of a cheapass...

now i'm being surpassed by the cats?!...

jesus. i can't win...

Treadmill Kittens


if only my cats used the treadmill for walking...

are you fucking kidding me?...

Don't watch this video!

I'm not a fan of the military anyway but what the fuck is wrong with this/these future serial killers? you have to be fucking kidding me... what was the point? to show you're a complete fuckwad? check. to show what should be done to you? check check.

I cannot fathom what the hell is going through your head. dick. go away. you can die now.

i love fraggle rock...

i guess the question is - who wouldn't i sleep with...

because i would so get with this girl...

Hollywood IMPROV Holiday Show

love her.