this is why it's best to sleep all christmas day...

is nothing sacred?

Happy Christmas bitches....

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and all is right with the world...

when the good ones win and the jackasses lose out.

he he...

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i cannot even remember...

how old i was when i used to listen to this. but it's bringing back some crazy ass memories...








oh. my. god. crazy crazy crazy...

who doesn't love a good musical...

See more Jack Black videos at Funny or Die

daytime television blows...

and this cat looks like Gato. a lot.

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and also with you...

more the engrish!

happy thanksgiving bitches...

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i am loving me some aragorn right now...

and i'm not even to the part (or movie) where he swings open the doors at helm's deep (i believe) after everyone thought he was dead. this bitch is bad ass. my aragorn doll (ahem - action figure) and i are watching part 1 right now. not sure there's even enough hours before i leave for work tomorrow to finish them all.



oh aragorn - why must i love you so?

for ed...

A Texan, a Canadian, and a guy from Michigan are out riding horses.

The Texan pulls out an expensive bottle of whiskey, takes a shot, then another, and suddenly throws the bottle in the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the bottle in mid air. The Canadian looks at him and says, "What are you doing?! That was a perfectly good bottle of whiskey!" The Texan says, "In Texas, there's plenty of whiskey and bottles are cheap."

A while later, not wanting to be outdone, the Canadian pulls out a bottle of champagne, takes a few sips, throws the bottle in the air, pulls out his gun and shoots it. The guy from Michigan can't believe this and says, "What did you do that for? That was an expensive bottle of Champagne!"

The Canadian says "In Canada there's plenty of Champagne and bottles are cheap."

So a while later the guy from Michigan pulls out a bottle of beer. He opens it, takes a sip, takes another sip, and then chugs the rest. He then puts the bottle back in his saddlebag, pulls out his gun, turns around and shoots the Canadian.

The Texan, shocked, says, "Why did you do that?"

The guy from Michigan says, "Well, in Michigan, we have plenty of Canadians, but bottles are worth a dime."

amy and colleen...

perhaps. but which is which?


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is it wrong...

that i find this shit so freakin' hilarious?



and who doesn't love the time warp?


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for once, i believe this might be true...

obama.

but a lady at the bar said she hopes he gets shot. whiskey tango foxtrot?

here we go, kids. welcome to the history books.

i don't know why this made me laugh so hard...

but it did.


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so close...

Madelyn Dunham

why not, really...

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since we're on the subject of Swank...

i like to think my mind goes in many different directions, but sometimes i wonder... i've noticed a pattern in the last day; and that pattern is Hillary Swank. it started when i woke up this morning around 1:30am and decided The Reaping was the only thing on worth watching. (i didn't say my decisions have always been good.) After which, I turned on The Black Dahlia - I didn't even know Swank was in it so I was pleasantly surprised. Well, not too pleasant since I managed to fall back asleep by about 4am. i guess i don't care what happened to bobby dewitt...

this morning i figured laundry would be much more exciting interspersed with Iron Jawed Angels but came across Boys Don't Cry first. think what you want about transexual/transgender people (i personally am completely impressed with their ability to know who they are so acutely that they recognize that their assigned gender is the issue. i barely know who i am some days, much less understand who i am not.) but this movie is fantastic. and the amazing acting by miss hillary swank is undeniable.

so now, laundry's done. spaghettios are eaten. and hillary swank is once again gracing my screen as Alice Paul of the National Women's Party. she continues to amaze me. the fight continues to amaze me. and damn if i don't want to get out and vote today. and every day. because i can.

This scene gives me chills every time I see it.

so here's something, i think the last two movies need to combine in real life... the current fight for the rights of all individuals to marry needs to find their "Alice Paul". someone to go to the mattresses. someone strong enough to fight the good fight. and while we're on it - why is there so much hate in the world? you know what - i won't do it today. i'll get off the box before i start. happy sunday.

this post could have turned into 4 separate ones. 1. Hillary Swank is amazing. 2. Gender Identity and what it means. 3. Women's Vote. 4. Gay Rights or Human Rights. so maybe some other day, i'll do it. but for now, suffice it to say Hillary Swank movies make me think. (ok, maybe not The Next Karate Kid...) i think i'll throw in Freedom Writers once this is over. and then we're on to another subject...

what good is an extra hour...

in the day if i don't get to sleep during it? instead of sleep, i'm watching the reaping (not very closely as it has the potential of freaking me right the fuck out). and trying to get this cats to stop running around sounding like a heard of elephants. but the last one's an unreachable goal...

UPDATE: the ending blew. i say pass on the sequel they left it open for...



happy sunday kids.

i needed something to help my heart...

this is excellent.


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it's that time again...

so i really haven't said anything political in a while. well, not here. elsewhere i can imagine people are angry with me but i don't actually give a fuck. vote for who you want to vote for. see if i care. vote for the ass clown and his dumb fuck sidekick. vote for the independent. write your own fucking name in. hell, write mine in. i don't care. but here's the thing. i didn't come crying to you when my guys lost the last two elections. so save your bitch-lipping for your pappy when your guy loses*. i don't want to hear it. because it won't make a difference. someone today told me to "get over it" about something that was actually a joke and had nothing to do with the election. want to piss me off? tell me to "get over it". about anything. then go fuck yourself with a crowbar because you are now useless to me. debate with me. fight with me. but tell me to get over my feelings about something i believe in? in the sage voice of reason that is edgrimly - eat a dick clown. then take your trailer and move the fuck on.

so here goes. some tidbits for the season....

ass sphincter says what?

i'm sorry - i'm worth how much again?

papa don't preach - i'm keeping the baby.

alma! turn up your hearing aid. the question has been answered.

what? - gays are getting married?! what do we protect next? the sanctity of divorce?

well, if my plumber says it's so...

mommy, why is there nothing about the economy or debt on here? because sweetie, mommy can't grasp the idea of ten trillion dollars.

and why nothing about iraq? because, my love, mommy can't wrap her head around six hundred million either...

so there you have it. feel free to question or debate any one of the issues. but know this. it won't change my mind. it won't make a difference. if i don't know who i'm voting for by now, i should write down my dad's name. the fuckers been dead for 24 years or i haven't been paying enough attention.

*i sure hope my guy wins.

i'm calling bullshit... on myself...

so each year (and this has just been a recent thing), i've decided to dvr and watch horror movies. these used to freak the shit out of me. still do. but i like to do things that scare me (otherwise, how do you get rid of the fear - right?) so that's why i do it. but i'm starting to think i'm an idiot. i am now trying to sit through saw iii for the second time today. this shouldn't be fucking hard. it's daylight for fuck's sake. and it's not so much horror as just plain grotesque. i thought i had watched this before. but i know i haven't because otherwise i would have known that ass was going to rip those rings out of his hands (and wherever else since i turned away at this point). if he pulled it from his lip, i'm glad i missed that shit. mind you - this is about 3 minutes into the movie. man, i'm cool.

i've listed my scariest halloween movies in the past and i don't think they've changed much. so why, again, am i dvr-ing this and this? and do i need to watch the Halloween's in sequential order or doesn't it matter since the bitch in the shatner mask never dies? why isn't AMC showing them in order? why 1 then 4 then 5 then 27... well, you get the picture. if you have the rights to show them all - do it in order asshats. it's the polite thing to do.

jebus help me. i want to watch them. i really do... but maybe i should just take my bitch ass to the Family channel and watch Scooby Doo and Zombie Island. because that may be all i can handle.

one more question, who the fuck is this girl helping jigsaw or whoever/whatever he is? does she hope he gets better so she can bang the fucker? that's icky.

maybe if i just watch more of these, i'll get the same effect without being such a girl...

sure. why not...

See more Natalie Portman videos at Funny or Die

house, i have a question...

what the hell happened to the rest of this shot? here's what was supposed to be shown, but we somehow missed half of it...

in what year do you think this will become a non-issue? where we can see as much female-female smut as we currently do male-female? i hope it's before i die, but some days i wonder...

i couldn't love amy poehler more if she were in my bed...well maybe...

maybe if she came with tina fey... (that's a double entendre if i ever saw one...)

while i am a big fan of the hooded sweatshirt...

i believe these are very suited for edgrimly...

huh...

i had high hopes for a train wreck...but to no avail...

will the vp nominees become a non-issue?

hmmm... i'm a little disappointed.

Heart doesn't <3 McCain...

But now I less-than three Heart... or whoever did this.

Life can be so very, very cruel...

For example, why can my refrigerator look like this the day before I stop drinking for a while?...


Life is hard. And full of so many choices...

oh and i found my christmas movie for the year...

prepare to get slapped.

a-maz-ing...

in general. so i love the dvr. hate the cable company but love the product. at any rate, i just finished watching a show i dvr'ed called The Human Camera on bbc america. it is about an autistic savant who can look at something for about 10 minutes and then recreate it with only his memory. this same someone didn't actually really talk until at least the age of six but as soon as the people around him realized he could draw, they would give him paper to draw on. and the drawings are amazing. incredibly amazing. go here to see the panorama he drew from memory after a 15 minute helicopter ride... go here and here to see something that i saw but wouldn't have been able to draw for anything in the world.

amazing. makes me want to travel even more. like i've missed even the things that i've seen so far...

here's a picture of one of the places i want to see more than anything in the world...

anybody want to go with? darwin's world? who wouldn't want to go...

i would be so dead...

so very, very dead...

as the great debate unfolds in my inbox...

i would just like the ladies out there to remember to vote. this movie won't just make you want to vote, it will make you feel obligated. get out there this november. but don't forget to look at the issues. and understand them.

we need to get out in record numbers this year.

that's my boy...

I've never been prouder... sniff...

i couldn't love fey more if she were in my bed... well maybe...

you know what...

I never did like that Firefly chick on the Sarah Connor Chronicles... Don't go pushing Lena Headey around - bitch... I hope she bites it before this episode is done...



damn it...

ummm...what the fuck is that lady?

the real reporters ask the hard questions...

check it out here.



my favorite was about paying a female vp 75% of what we would have paid if he picked a male...

hmmm...

thanks thesmokingcocktail.blogspot.com and daily show...

we're not in california...

but someday we may need to vote on civil rights...

Celebs support NO ON 8 - Amy Brenneman, Melonie Diaz & more
by TotalFilmLover

fuck - i was really excited...

to see the first female republican vice president candidate speak. history is history! but i'm not too excited anymore.

1. she knows 2 military men... so she's cool. who doesn't?
2. if you have kids with special needs, you'll have a friend in the white house if you elect them. democrats hate the special needs people...
3. the hockey mom/pit bull joke was funny.
4. i don't like people being condescending. on either side of the line.
5. did some lady just get the ghost in her? fucking cable sucks. froze up ... please stand by... can time warner suck my ass any more?
6. did she get boo'ed?
7. now i'm all discombobulated... i hate time warner.
8. people don't need to be read their rights anymore?

i hate missing shit.

oh hey! did mccain fight in a war? was he a pow? really? i hadn't heard...

oh my god!!! did mccain just show up!!?!?!? fascinating!!! throw the baby! i need to be by my man!

ummm - no mccain. no right choice. choice isn't possible - remember?.

what i find hysterical is that i swear i heard them playing dixie chicks in between speakers.

something to remember. get out and vote! There is a right choice! This isn't it!

i planned on giving you one...

i liked huckabee's speech. i thought it was funny. he delivered it well. i was actually a little confused in the beginning about whose side he was on, but he seemed to get back on track. and he told a very moving story about a teacher, her classes, and some soldiers. great story. really great. too bad democrats don't believe in the troops...
so i did heart huckabee for a bit there. even if he does look a little like gomer pyle.

BUT guliani's on. and he's an idiot. and romney actually sucked in my opinion.

i have a bet out there that if guliani doesn't mention 9/11 five times, i owe money. time to keep track...

cleary this was during lieberman's speech...

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I feel your pain - man. I feel your pain...

"The Maverick - and hey look! a girl too!" Party...

i only wish i could be as 'mavericky' as mccain and palin. i only wish i could be so concerned with just me as them. i only wish i could care so little for the environment as to push the oil drilling to the detriment of anything or anyone else. polar bear? fuck you. oceans? environment? go to hell.

i only wish i could go up to a little girl molested by her father and say well i've made the rules and you have to have that baby. good luck. and don't teach about sex in schools or believe in birth control. let everyone walk around dumb, spitting out babies that you won't be able to take care of because there won't be welfare or social security or health care to take care of them...

and i only wish i could be as dumb as they clearly think women are. while some are actually trying to say palin wasn't picked for being a women, they are not doing a very good job at it. ridge actually smirked and wouldn't answer the question as to if she'd be on the ticket if hillary was. and another speaker called her sarah pawlenty. nice. there are only two names to remember... mccain and palin... can't be that hard.

and why is the law & order jackass mumbling at me. hey fucker - get the marbles out of your ass. because that is clearly what you're talking out of.

look, i understand the man went to war. yes, he got caught. great. and now he's out. woohoo. what else you got?

thompson - do you realize the story you're telling about how mccain was treated as a pow is exactly how we (the great u s of a) treated prisoners not too long ago? and still will? is that ok though? because it's us and they are them? and you tearing up is bullshit. you're an actor. i didn't even buy it that much on the show.

her credentials include being able to field-dress moose? are you fucking kidding me? it's funny. sure. but that's all you got? then you moved on? smooth like an ex lax...

i also get that the job of these conventions are to talk about how bad the other side is (and people were complaining that the dems didn't do that enough), but can we please - for the love of christ (see, i threw that in for you) - talk about what the hell you would do for me?

and did thompson just make a comment about obama reading a teleprompter? really? give your speech without it. better yet, get grandpa mccain to do it ...

i have got to turn the fucking channel. and fast... "jod bless america"

i've been tooling around the internets...

and i have to say, i don't mind biden. in fact, at first glance - i like him.

check out some of these links and see for yourself...

Domestic Violence

Environment

Civil Rights

Also, from what i can tell, he is pro-choice and for stem cell research.

Realize, this is the first time I've looked into his politics and i have already found the other side's opinions, but i still think this can only help obama get to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave...

More to come... off to watch Hillary at the Convention.

best Olympic sport ever... version 2008

say what you will...

but i fucking love this girl. and the video is hilarious too!

Gay music and video from NewNowNext.com

have i mentioned...

i absolutely love the Olympics? well, if i didn't - i do.
what else makes me cheer for beach volleyball? (yes - this is from 2004 but still...)



what other show has me on my feet the last 20 yards of the pool?



what else has me crying when someone wins all-around in gymnastics?



nothing. because in general, i don't watch them unless it's the Olympics.
all i can say is ... damn - this is a good time to watch some tv. dang vacation...

Eight out of 10 scatologists agree...

I'm not going to finish that sentence... Suffice it to say, the cuteness of sleeping on your head, peeking out at you from under a blanket and sleeping with your toys is clearly a defense mechanism. Gato is lucky it's working. So far. I think the thought bubble over Gaia's head says "what the hell is wrong with you - weirdo?!" Or it should.






Your days are numbered my friend... I think Gaia is plotting your demise...

what to read...

here's the book du jour. can you really go wrong with a part-autobiography/part-philosophical journey about and by Kermit T. Frog? I doubt it.

Oh shit, i forgot to look for a book...

it's a boy...

don't let all the pink sway you... i think boys are cute in pink.

If only I could get him to sleep at night...

what the frick...

so i'm sitting at work doing work things and i get a text message. i won't give you all the details but basically a friend of mine knows a girl who wants to experiment with other girls and he thought i would be good for it...

does that make him my pimp? and me a hooker?

i don't like where this is going...

Practice Makes Perfect, People...

Rest assured that your stalkers have at least practiced on pillows...

My momma didn't raise no fool...

Clearly... she did.

She didn't raise no dummy either... or did she...

Well, it's the Muppets...

But I'm not really sure how I feel about it...

Both disturbing and a little hot...

Shit, Piss, Fuck...

Cunt, Cock Sucker, Mother Fucker, and Tits...

Let's all take a second, shall we...






I'm sure he's said some shit about dying too...

The Weekly "You Can Go Away Now" blog...

So it has come to my attention recently that there are a lot of arses in the world. So many so that I feel the need to begin a weekly blog reveling in their insanity.

The actual start of this new edition of "why I hate people" actually started a few days ago with the questioning of a soldier's mental state for throwing a puppy off a cliff and laughing about it while listening to the dog yelping in the background.

This week's idiot got just what he deserved... Really - what could a boy, age 12 - 24 months, actually do to you that would make you pull over, take him out of his car seat, and continue to kick, beat, throw, etc until he is so unrecognizable that only DNA can tell us who he is? And how hard did the passersby try to stop him if he was able to shrug them off and just keep on keeping on? Anybody got a tire iron?

I don't know. Maybe I can't tell what I would do in the situation, but I would like to think I'd go back a second time after first being shrugged off... but that's just me.

So the story goes like this...
"I cannot fathom what the hell is going through your head. dick. go away. you can die now."

The options for the day as i see them...

1. Go to the gym and work out.
2. Go to Best Buy and buy an XBox 360 and some games.
3. Go to Best Buy and buy a new iPod.
4. Get my bike lubed up and such and go for a bike ride.
5. Do laundry.
6. Lie on the couch all day reading Alice Paul and the American Suffrage Campaign.

I wonder what I'll do... I bet I can guess since I'm a bit of a cheapass...

now i'm being surpassed by the cats?!...

jesus. i can't win...

Treadmill Kittens


if only my cats used the treadmill for walking...

are you fucking kidding me?...

Don't watch this video!

I'm not a fan of the military anyway but what the fuck is wrong with this/these future serial killers? you have to be fucking kidding me... what was the point? to show you're a complete fuckwad? check. to show what should be done to you? check check.

I cannot fathom what the hell is going through your head. dick. go away. you can die now.

i love fraggle rock...

i guess the question is - who wouldn't i sleep with...

because i would so get with this girl...

Hollywood IMPROV Holiday Show

love her.

We all go back to our old loves sometimes...

The first scene is enough for me to fall in love all over again...

She's so purrty...

Here's one for the 80s fans.

The Crush Du Jour...

because it changes almost daily... i am completely obsessed with Beth Hart. She rocks. Enjoy.

Really...fucking love her.

What the hell have I gotten myself into...

so here it is kids - I signed up for a Triathlon! What the hell? Good luck to me... And everyone around me when I stumble and fall and drag down everyone near me. So extra good luck to them too. They'll need it. A lot.

So as it turns out, it's a Triathlon where you collect money. You don't have to but I guess it's the nice thing to do. So if any of you are feeling in the giving mood go here - http://www.active.com/donate/tfc2008/tfcCLentz.

I'll keep you posted on all the progress I make as I train. (That's probably a lie - but I'll try to.) To start, here is a 'before' picture. Right...I'm not sending that out on the Internets. But here's what I want for the after.

am I crazy?...

who wants to win a prize...

alright. figure this shit out and you get a prize. what's the prize you say? a very pretty doily of course. what's a doily? fuck if i know.

it looks completely fake. we all know it's fake. but i don't know how they do it. is the black guy an audio-animatronic? ("it's a small world after all...") or what? i don't get it. figure it out and let me know.

i don't think i've had any lesbian shit up here in a while...

i need to remedy that. toot sweet. what?

I have recently become very familiar with www.afterellen.com. (you know how familiar - don't be shy now.) And i have to say - i love it. Shit's hilarious! and there are vlogs on there of people talking about different shit (want it more vague than that? it can be. don't challenge me.) and they joke like me. and talk smack (that's right - smack.) like me. but they are fucking beautiful. here are a couple examples:

Kate McKinnon & Bridget McManus

Cathy DeBuono & Jill Bennett

This stuff is fun for the whole family. gay family. but family nonetheless...

And a nice public service announcement. Pridefest is coming up in June. The acts are Wanda Sykes, Natasha Bedingfield, and The Indigo Girls. The lesbians will be out in numbers. I'll be the one that's not paying $75 to sit up close. Cuts into the beer money and shirts that you only wear once a year - and it's to Pridefest...

so - have at it. check out all the lesbian sites. you know you want to. unless you're Zeer - then you can't because "you're not gay!" bah. one day she'll get over that. just as soon as i buy the baby her first pair of Birkenstock's. i already got her the cargo pants. oooh - maybe i'll get her a 'my aunt's a lesbian' shirt. would that be wasting my money?... hmm...

just because the awards are on...

and I haven't had anything to say about her lately. Jennifer Nettles is purty...

I like her...

is consideration a dying art...

the dictionary defines 'considerate' as the following:

1.	showing kindly awareness or regard for another's feelings, circumstances, etc.: a very considerate critic.

2.	carefully considered; deliberate.

3.	marked by consideration or reflection; deliberate; prudent.

is this fucking idea dead? do people really have such little regard for other people that they forgo the little filter in their stupid ass heads telling them "hey fuckwad - you don't have to say every goddamn thing that pops in your tiny useless head." i mean, it's nice to talk. but if you think it's the quantity of words coming out of your hole that makes you look smarter than the actual quality - then you're a dumb shit and should shut the fuck up immediately.

i'm just saying...

this is what i'm talking about people...

I had my windows open all day yesterday. and i feel great! Got up, went to the gym, did all my laundry - did all sorts of things. and do you know why? because the sun was out. because it was above 40 degrees. because there was no rain and no snow. thank the goddess. or whomever you choose. but thank 'em. so maybe it'll stay like this just a little longer.

and another thing... i'm heading to the Brewers game!

yay - summer is coming! i thought it would never happen.

some insight that many won't find insightful...

maybe it's the weather. maybe not. but here is something i know about myself. and i'm going to share it with you. wanna hear it - here it go...

i like people who get upset. i like people who get angry. i like when they fight (not physically and not in a dominating way). but in a productive way. and by that i mean getting your ideas and thoughts out - not being demeaning or hurtful to anyone.

and here's why. people who get angry or upset or yell actually give a shit. they have feelings that are important enough to them to take a stand against what is being said or being done. they don't just acquiesce. they don't kowtow. they believe. they trust. they show they're more than just existing in the world. they're playing an active role and getting involved.

i think this was one of my biggest issues in my last relationship. here you have this hyper-intelligent, hyper-opinionated person who would never argue. who would never fight. who'd walk out of the room rather than express herself. and it drove me fucking nuts.

believe in something. stand for something. let your thoughts be known. do not go gentle into that good night. leave kicking and screaming with the world knowing that you were somebody and you were here.

in my opinion, kandinsky = chaos. and actually makes my point. to me anyway. not everyone can follow my head.

or some shit like that...

i mentioned the before...

Here is the after. And i took these photos today because i couldn't do anything about it yesterday. vodka is delicious. but it makes for a difficult clean-up the next day...

We don't discriminate at El Casa De Colleen. You want soda? great. vodka? even better. Private Stock ghetto beer? ... wait - how'd that get there?... hehe


Whiskey? i suppose. Mike's Hard Berry/Lemonade/Limeade? Terri drinking is one of my favorite things.

So, here's how it went down: We ate tacos. i made a mess cooking them, but they were still delicious. We played Clue - which sucked. not sure if the dvd was faulty or if it was just a dumb version of the game. maybe the classics should stay the classics - no dvd, no extra media format - just the board game. after that, we played some other stuff but i don't recall the order. but we did get the guy downstairs to bang on the ceiling at 9pm. 9? really? i know you're old but come on - it's a friday night. shut the fuck up. on the serious tho - the tv was pretty loud...

we played Harry Potter Scene It and Life. i think i won one of those. but i don't remember. i know i was a guy. and when i got married i got married to another guy. and we had twin girls. or two girls - maybe they weren't twins. who knows.

(one of the best things about having people over (well besides the good times) is that my fridge tends to have stuff in it for a while after... sure it's mostly drinks but still...)

Rest assured. i still have a little vodka left for the next time. when is the next time? i wanna do it again. :)

a little fun before the big fun...

so people are coming over. we're playing games. or watching the game. or doing something that has to do with games. or something that has game in the title. who knows. i'm hosting. and drinking. and i think i'll start in a few minutes. who cares if nobody's here yet. if not now, then when?

here's some funny shit to start the weekend. oh yea - only one more week until my shit job is done! yay me! that's enough happiness to take the cramps away. too much? too bad. suck it!

do you know what's better than snow...

1. Getting a big sliver stuck under your fingernail - in that really sensitive part.

2. Sneezing so hard one of your eyeballs pops out of its socket.
3. Slipping on a banana peel and landing in a pile o' shit.
4. Realizing you only have Fleischman's Vodka in the house and that's what you make the drinks out of.
5. Learning that your friend's friend uses those live mouse traps where they get stuck on the tacky paper and just stand their until they die. (ok - i take this one back. this is just wrong.)
6. Eating food that's still breathing.
7. Touching a wet door handle in the bathroom.

i don't know. maybe i'm a little done with snow right now...

here is some fun for the whole family... i am so digging on cathy debuono right now. all your questions about Gloria and Laura Branigan - answered. wait - did you have any?

"What's YOUR Problem?": CUTTING ROOM FLOOR EDITION of episode 9

revelation...

so i've come to a revelation. i really would have loved to live in say Canada or Alaska or anywhere actually - but as it stands right now, if i see one more fucking snowflake i swear to god i will throw myself off a bridge. i can't live anywhere that has this long of a winter. i cannot deal with this - i'm just too fragile. hehe - well maybe not but i'm done with it. that's it. winter can die. a lot.

tivo who?...

i don't know of what you speak...

who needs a tv. just go here.

while trying to make the box...

On my lap move a little faster, I noticed that I have this movie-making program - wait, I'm sorry - muvee-making program. I've had this thing for well over 2 years. It's about time I took a look around...

This is Russia. I want to go somewhere again soon. Very soon. Or I will start attacking the cold. And I mean it. Dang it.

The quality is for shit on this. Not sure if it's the program that made it or the website that I uploaded it to... I suppose free is free...

humorous and disturbing...

all in one.

You Say Hillary/I Say Obama
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just because...

I sure do miss this little girl...

quite possibly...

one of my favorite Alice/Tasha scenes. I love when Alice squeals like a little girl and says 'my soldier's home'. grrr... and one day i might add something meaningful and thought-provoking on this site again... but you never really can tell - now can you?

Alice & Tasha

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ohhh! pick me! pick me!

I like it too!

I've been searching my donkey off...

trying to find this clip since it was on SNL on saturday. (redundant? i think not.) I found it here and I lovingly borrowed it from her. A girl can dream...



And really - what's so wrong with giving a girl a hug with your legs anyway?

I'm willing to bet...

that if i had a kid, they would have this shirt... and they'd wear it. everyday.