We all go back to our old loves sometimes...

The first scene is enough for me to fall in love all over again...

She's so purrty...

Here's one for the 80s fans.

The Crush Du Jour...

because it changes almost daily... i am completely obsessed with Beth Hart. She rocks. Enjoy.

Really...fucking love her.

What the hell have I gotten myself into...

so here it is kids - I signed up for a Triathlon! What the hell? Good luck to me... And everyone around me when I stumble and fall and drag down everyone near me. So extra good luck to them too. They'll need it. A lot.

So as it turns out, it's a Triathlon where you collect money. You don't have to but I guess it's the nice thing to do. So if any of you are feeling in the giving mood go here - http://www.active.com/donate/tfc2008/tfcCLentz.

I'll keep you posted on all the progress I make as I train. (That's probably a lie - but I'll try to.) To start, here is a 'before' picture. Right...I'm not sending that out on the Internets. But here's what I want for the after.

am I crazy?...

who wants to win a prize...

alright. figure this shit out and you get a prize. what's the prize you say? a very pretty doily of course. what's a doily? fuck if i know.

it looks completely fake. we all know it's fake. but i don't know how they do it. is the black guy an audio-animatronic? ("it's a small world after all...") or what? i don't get it. figure it out and let me know.

i don't think i've had any lesbian shit up here in a while...

i need to remedy that. toot sweet. what?

I have recently become very familiar with www.afterellen.com. (you know how familiar - don't be shy now.) And i have to say - i love it. Shit's hilarious! and there are vlogs on there of people talking about different shit (want it more vague than that? it can be. don't challenge me.) and they joke like me. and talk smack (that's right - smack.) like me. but they are fucking beautiful. here are a couple examples:

Kate McKinnon & Bridget McManus

Cathy DeBuono & Jill Bennett

This stuff is fun for the whole family. gay family. but family nonetheless...

And a nice public service announcement. Pridefest is coming up in June. The acts are Wanda Sykes, Natasha Bedingfield, and The Indigo Girls. The lesbians will be out in numbers. I'll be the one that's not paying $75 to sit up close. Cuts into the beer money and shirts that you only wear once a year - and it's to Pridefest...

so - have at it. check out all the lesbian sites. you know you want to. unless you're Zeer - then you can't because "you're not gay!" bah. one day she'll get over that. just as soon as i buy the baby her first pair of Birkenstock's. i already got her the cargo pants. oooh - maybe i'll get her a 'my aunt's a lesbian' shirt. would that be wasting my money?... hmm...

just because the awards are on...

and I haven't had anything to say about her lately. Jennifer Nettles is purty...

I like her...

is consideration a dying art...

the dictionary defines 'considerate' as the following:

1.	showing kindly awareness or regard for another's feelings, circumstances, etc.: a very considerate critic.

2.	carefully considered; deliberate.

3.	marked by consideration or reflection; deliberate; prudent.

is this fucking idea dead? do people really have such little regard for other people that they forgo the little filter in their stupid ass heads telling them "hey fuckwad - you don't have to say every goddamn thing that pops in your tiny useless head." i mean, it's nice to talk. but if you think it's the quantity of words coming out of your hole that makes you look smarter than the actual quality - then you're a dumb shit and should shut the fuck up immediately.

i'm just saying...