Wednesday, November 7, 2007

i'm what?...

so Brenda sent me an email. one of those that tells you who you are because you're born under a certain zodiac sign. (it can also be useful in telling you if you are still at potential risk if another zodiac killer shows up...) so here's mine. debunked.

LIBRA - The Harmonizer ( Sept 23 - Oct 22)
Nice to everyone they meet. - this may or may not be true. i suppose if you're nice to me i'll be forced to be nice to you. once.
Can't make up their mind. - fine. i'll give you one. this is true. wait - no it's not.
Have own unique appeal. - i dunno. i suppose i'm unique. but so is everyone else.
Creative, energetic, and very social. - depends on the day.
Hates to be alone. - completely wrong. people drive me nuts. i like being alone.
Peaceful, generous. - i am a lover, not a fighter - so that's true. and if i can, i'll give you stuff. sometimes i try to give stuff away that nobody wants... including me. but it's still generous - dang it.
Very loving and beautiful. - huh? i can't answer this shit.
Flirtatious. - are there drinks involved? then this is pretty accurate.
Give in too easily. - if you say so.
Procrastinators. - i'll get back to you on this one.
Very gullible. - would that mean i'd have to believe this stuff?
9 years of bad luck if you do not forward. - bad luck follows me. get in line buddy.

I'm not buying it. Does that mean I'm not that gullible? lame.

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