Tuesday, September 2, 2008

"The Maverick - and hey look! a girl too!" Party...

i only wish i could be as 'mavericky' as mccain and palin. i only wish i could be so concerned with just me as them. i only wish i could care so little for the environment as to push the oil drilling to the detriment of anything or anyone else. polar bear? fuck you. oceans? environment? go to hell.

i only wish i could go up to a little girl molested by her father and say well i've made the rules and you have to have that baby. good luck. and don't teach about sex in schools or believe in birth control. let everyone walk around dumb, spitting out babies that you won't be able to take care of because there won't be welfare or social security or health care to take care of them...

and i only wish i could be as dumb as they clearly think women are. while some are actually trying to say palin wasn't picked for being a women, they are not doing a very good job at it. ridge actually smirked and wouldn't answer the question as to if she'd be on the ticket if hillary was. and another speaker called her sarah pawlenty. nice. there are only two names to remember... mccain and palin... can't be that hard.

and why is the law & order jackass mumbling at me. hey fucker - get the marbles out of your ass. because that is clearly what you're talking out of.

look, i understand the man went to war. yes, he got caught. great. and now he's out. woohoo. what else you got?

thompson - do you realize the story you're telling about how mccain was treated as a pow is exactly how we (the great u s of a) treated prisoners not too long ago? and still will? is that ok though? because it's us and they are them? and you tearing up is bullshit. you're an actor. i didn't even buy it that much on the show.

her credentials include being able to field-dress moose? are you fucking kidding me? it's funny. sure. but that's all you got? then you moved on? smooth like an ex lax...

i also get that the job of these conventions are to talk about how bad the other side is (and people were complaining that the dems didn't do that enough), but can we please - for the love of christ (see, i threw that in for you) - talk about what the hell you would do for me?

and did thompson just make a comment about obama reading a teleprompter? really? give your speech without it. better yet, get grandpa mccain to do it ...

i have got to turn the fucking channel. and fast... "jod bless america"

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