tv made me look it up...

but my unnatural love of otters made giggle like a school girl when he came back around again towards the end of the video...

not to be outdone by...

edgrimly - here is some python for you. but cooler. and i saw all these people in this show. and went to the art museum first. and ruth's chris after. because im cool like that. don't be jealous. we can't all be rock stars.

how could i...

possibly forget about one of the best christmas movies out there?!?! jesus- it's unforgivable. i must watch it now. over and over again. well, at least between loads of christmas laundry.





Merry Christmas!

big fat loser...

holy shit! these people lost me. many of me. if they can - why can't i?

all with the help of her...

mark my word... words. it will happen.

here's the problem with suites...

so at work today, i knew i was going to the admirals game. but at about 4:20pm (the game started at 7pm) i was asked if i knew of some 'fun' wmra people to fill 2 seats. hard question - since im at the front desk with no idea what phone numbers are and no idea who is still around... so i find a list - boring, boring, fun - let's call her (can't go), boring, fun - let's call him (gone, cell phone sucks), boring, fun - has to take dog to vet, and on and on... i end up finding one extra person to fill the seat and she's always a good time.

but the issue really lies in the fact that when you're in a suite, you never watch the game. at least i never do. i sat down in front to watch 2 minutes of the second period and that was it. the rest was spent chatting with people - and really you feel a little obligated. i dunno - maybe im crazy. i had fun. someday i just want to watch the game...

i think the admirals won. if you want to be sure, i bet you can ask the 75 other people at the game...

this is the book i am?...

Cat's Cradle

Give it a shot.

Then i was this.

and then this.

and then ...

and then i gave up.

wait - i was this too.

happy christmas bitches...and something for the jewish folk too...

this will be stuck in your head for days...

The L Word is not all about sex...

There's politics...



And poker... what the fuck? i was looking up The L Word and all things The L Word on youtube and this came up. If you can tell me why, you win the prize...

why is it...

that the mornings find me making lists and plans and such for when i'm going to start my diet & exercise plan?
Step 1: cardio 4-6 times per week
Step 2: strength training 3-5 times per week
Step 3: eat healthier - fruits & veggies 5 times per day / 8+ glasses of water per day

and on and on...

So i obviously know what i'm supposed to do - why again am i not doing it? and why in the world is it what i think about every morning when i'm committed to sleeping in late? grrr...

rest assured - i get over the whole idea by noon...

chuck...

so i watch chuck. and i'm not ashamed to say it. hell - i actually really enjoy it. cute girls. geeky boys. lots of electronics. what's not to love really? but this right here shocked me. yvonne strahovski is polish, from australia, and she speaks with a very good american accent. i absolutely had no idea she had an accent. but i have to say - i like it. i like it a lot. and she can even pull off the scottish accent. shut the hell up. maybe she can try a midwest one next...

just one more...

less than a month away...

not here or today...

but it might as well be...



there was some crazy driving out there today. and some crazy ass people since i was driving through the snowy, icy street and someone decided it would be fine to stand about 3 feet from her car - in the road - instead of moving to the sidewalk. i should have hit her on principle alone.

what in the world...

is this?



someone must not have gotten what they wanted from Santa...

so here it is...

the top how-ever-many-i-feel-like Christmas movies out there. and they're probably in no particular order. because i like to mix it up.

1. It's a Wonderful Life (watch the link - angry bunnies are funny) - really, if a damn movie will make my hardened soul cry regardless of when in the year i watch it... it can't be bad.
2. The Muppets Christmas Carol - the Muppets rock. i don't care what you say.
3. The Year Without a Santa Claus - i suppose not technically a movie but those little egomaniacs Heat Miser and Snow Miser are funny.
4. Bad(der) Santa - drinking. lauren graham. enough said.
5. Miracle on 34th Street - when did i turn into such a sap? jesus.
6. Holiday Inn - this is so wrong it's funny. ("is yo' name miss mamie?") shut up. it's funny.
7. The Grinch - i prefer the cartoon and i generally dislike Jim Carey but this surprised me when i liked it. so it goes on the list. because i just might watch it tonight.
8. What's Cooking? - ok so it's a Thanksgiving movie really but it's my list isn't it? so i can put whatever i want on it right? right.

Obvious omissions include: A Charlie Brown Christmas - if i want to see depression during the holidays, i'll look in the mirror. A Christmas Story - who needs to watch this shite 24 hours in a row? oh that's right - my brother. lame. the chinese restaurant was funny though. i'll give them that. but just that. and i'll give it to you too.

(i reserve the right to add to this whenever i feel like. just so you know.)

I love rizzo as a bellows...

but that may have been an earlier part of the movie...

nevermind - youtube screwed it all up. i can't show anymore. but here's this.

Another day, another ...

part of the best christmas movie out there.

Who Wants to...

Watch The Muppets Christmas Carol over the span of 9 days or so? Ooohh! I do! I do! Pick Me! Ok, simma down now, I'll show it to you. Sit back and relax. Here's how it starts...

reese beats june...

there. i've said it. that and she's really cute too...



yep - this is how i spent my time that i wasn't painting... Walk the Line. Coal Miner's Daughter. all sorts of fun...

and now - because we all know how my head works - i am going to watch another Reese Witherspoon movie... (there always has to be a connection)