1. Getting a big sliver stuck under your fingernail - in that really sensitive part.
2. Sneezing so hard one of your eyeballs pops out of its socket.3. Slipping on a banana peel and landing in a pile o' shit.
4. Realizing you only have Fleischman's Vodka in the house and that's what you make the drinks out of.
5. Learning that your friend's friend uses those live mouse traps where they get stuck on the tacky paper and just stand their until they die. (ok - i take this one back. this is just wrong.)
6. Eating food that's still breathing.
7. Touching a wet door handle in the bathroom.
i don't know. maybe i'm a little done with snow right now...
here is some fun for the whole family... i am so digging on cathy debuono right now. all your questions about Gloria and Laura Branigan - answered. wait - did you have any?
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